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मेरी साली और मेरी बीवी और एक कहावत्‍ा Mazahiya Shayari Hindi

I will write this poem in English letters soon, meanwhile for those who do not understand Hindi / urdu, this poem is based on famous hindi idiom which you will figure out yourself when reading the poem. So, its about pain of a good husband though his wife is loving too.. but… (read out in poem)

Ek Hindi Hasya Kavita aaj aapke saamne rakh raha hun. Duniya mein kayi kahavatein hain, kuch kahavaton ke maksad ekdam saaf nahi hote aur kuch kaafi seedhi-saral aur sachchi hoti hain. Aisi hi ek kahawat ko lekar maine ye kavita likhi hai ki kaise logon ko jo kehna tha keh gaye magar bechare sud-pati (acche pati) un baton ke bilawajah shikar ho gaye. Aage padhiye aur apne vichar vyakt kijiye..

As you know I am not writing at all but sometimes I came up with my experiments, it is again my odd attempt. A humour about husband wife but in Hindi.

मेरी साली और मेरी बीवी

पहली बार मेरी साली मेरे घर आयी
मेरी बीवी जैसे पहरेदार हो गयी
हसना बोलना खाना पीना मेरा दुश्‍वार हो गया
सोच में मैं पड़ गया
आखिर क्‍यों बीवी मेरी खबरदार हो गयी

क्‍या मैने कोई गलती की या
बहन उसकी ही किरदार बदल गयी
ऐसा क्‍या है, क्‍या हो गया है
सोच में मैं पड़ गया
आखिर क्‍यों बीवी मेरी खबरदार हो गयी

खूब मनाया खूब सुक्षाया
पर असर कोई मुझे न समझ आया
क्‍या बीवी मेरी शक का शिकार हो गयी
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November 5, 2008 at 9:42 pm 23 comments

Ek Hasya Kavita Pati ki Lachari pe(Humour poetry)

I happened to compile following poem incidently, found it nice enough to share here.
This is about the problem of all PATIs (husbands) who has to face whole world but still Wives thinks that they are having fun outside and even doubt on them.
This poem is not really in any standard language, it is actually mixture of Hindi-Urdu-English to give it a humorous put ! I hope you shall enjoy it.

Subhah savere roz duty bajani hai, !
Thakaan ho yaa ho beemari ..
Lekin fir bhi hamesha yahi kahani hai, !

Soche kabhi toh, mile usse kuch araam,
Mile kuch rahat in bandishoN se ..
Use lekein fir bhi sada fileN banani hain !

Chilchalati dhoop mein roz usse hai jana,
Lut-ta chaein uss pyari neend kaa..
Lekin logoN ko lage ki mast zind-gani hai !

Impression dikhana bhai boss ko..
Acchha aur energetic lage tan va mann..
Suite-boot-perfume ki hi toh sab mehrbaani hai !

Pohonche fir woh daftar, dekhe kaghaz farr farr,
Jhele kitne hi undekhe-sune fasane
Bechare ko kabhi boss toh kabhi client se banani hai !

Iss beech poore din jaane kitne shor,
Jaane kitne shigoofe woh dekhe ..
Din bhar sekroN baar apni kabilyat bhi toh Jamani hai !

choor choor ho jata hai dimaag ka system,
Shaam tak Sharir bhi karta hai malfunction,
Fir bhi ghar jaakar biwi ko muskaan dikhani hai !

Bechara bhook se mara, tan bhi kare ishara
Ki mile kuch khaas usko ki thaka bechara..
Lekin ghar laut kar wahi roz roz daal khani hai !

Ados pados mein jo sharmji-varma ji hai..
Ho unse bhi dosti bane bhaichara..
Wajah yahi ki society mein bhi toh image Banai hai !!

Bahar ki duniya woh jhele
aur ghar pe bhi shaanti banani hai..
Lekin iss parr bhi BIWI
…….ko Pareshani hai !!
…………………Pareshani hai !!

Dard shayari | Funny Shayari

June 20, 2007 at 5:12 pm 20 comments

Jab Bhookh lage ikShayar ko(Humour in Hindi)

It happens so many times that I am hungry or its time for food and I am sitting on internet, moreover there are then few lines .. few good lines striking in my mind and I want to make some poetry using them. You know that when you have a Shayarana Mizaaj then kabhi bhi.. kahin bhi good lines can strike your mind, either write them down instantly or loose them.
I had few lines in my mind a moment ago but I am hungry also.. also its late and I must take food but in all this .. I forgot those lines..

So I am thinking to write few lines on this situation..

Jab ikShayar ko bhook lagti hai..
Machalti hai tabyat.. jab bhook lagti hai..
Karti hai khilwaar woh mere khayaloN se..
Per Zaruri bhi hai jo bhook lagti hai !!

Dekhiye kitne ajeeb waqt pe bhook lagti hai,
Tasavvur ek behtreen nazm magar bhook lagti hai…
Bhula jaati hai sare piroye thae jo lavz
Lagti hai toh itni shiddat sae bhook lagti hai !!

Soche ikShayar jo usse bhook lagti hai..
Kaise karun Nazar andaaz jo bhook lagti hai..
Chale meri kalam, meri zindagi ki zarurat..
Ji haan.. Bahot zaruri hai hume bhook lagti hai !!

Bole mera andar ka badan jab bhook lagti hai..
Kahna ye nazm baad mein,isse ab bhook lagti hai..
Uthe ab hum, kare kuch bohot Zaruri kaam,
Bina derr khaa liya jaaye khana ki bhook lagti hai !!

And.. just to tell you all, I am real hungry, shall write it again in Devnagri script after doing such a important work.. ie. Eating !

June 5, 2007 at 6:01 pm 2 comments

Bhook / Hunger-Poetry of Humour(Mazakiya Shayri)

Hunger is a important part of our life. If you can’t feel hunger then you can’t give nutrition to your body. Here I am talking specifically for hunger to eat.
Right now I am feeling hungry and hence asked for food, now I am waiting. So Intezaar mein kuch lines.

Mujhe intezaar hai, kab poora hoga …
Khambakht Paros sae jo mehek ati hai..
Pyas ko aur badhati hai.
Jane kab.. ye intezaar poora hoga …

Malum hai, kuch lamhat hee jaanib mere hoga..
Lekin bhook harr pal ab aur behkati hai..
Bhujhegi jaldi hi per aas aur jagati hai..
Aur ab.. Ye intezaar poora hoga..

Mujhe ab jana hai, Khana jo shuru hoga..
Dekhun toh wahan ja karr ki kya nazar hoga.. !
Mujhe intezaar hai, ab poora hoga
.

अब इसे देवनागरी में पढ़ें

मुझे इंतेज़ार है, कब पूरा होगा
कम्बख्त पङोस से जो महक आती है
प्यास को और बढ़ाती है
जाने कब ये इंतेजांर पूरा होगा

मालूम है,कुछ लम्हात ही जानिब मेरे होगा
लेकिन भूख अब हर पल और बहकाती है
बुझेगी जल्दी ही पर आस और जगाती है
और अब ये इंतज्रार पूरा होगा

मुझे अब जाना होगा,खाना जो शुरु होगा
देखुं तो वहां जाकर कि क्या नज़र होगा
मुझे इंतज्रार है, अब पूरा होगा

~ikShayar
Shayri for fun Shayari

March 18, 2007 at 1:35 pm 5 comments

Machchhar(Mosquito)Humorous Poetry (Mazakiya Shayari)

Dear readers :)
Again I am gonna try on humour, it is called Mazakiya Shayari.

Inspiration of today is Mosquito …
Aaj ka tehreek hai Macchaar .
(I can see that smile already :D )

Ek prerna ki talash thi, Ek khalal para
Dekha ki haath mein ke laash thi ..

Bohot usne humara uthaya fayda,
lekin ye uski zindagi akhiri raat thi ..

Kuch aur usse kosna chaha,
Yaad aa gayi ek baat ki..
Yeh machchhar nahin..
Machchharni ki lash thi .. ..

(Bole toh, only female mosquito bites human :)

English funny poetry , Ghazals

March 6, 2007 at 6:53 pm 10 comments

Sms shayari : fun on mobile poetry

I am not into making humorous poetry / shayari but what is wrong in trying?

Kyun log dekho mobile khareedte hain ?
Kabhi game toh kabhi gane sunte hain…
Lekin jab bhi sms mangao unse..
Kanjoos,baatein koi dooji karte hain !!!

Seems to be nice try :) ..
Kudos !
sms shayri, sms & jokes for mobile

March 4, 2007 at 10:19 pm 12 comments

Funny Shayari SMS : fun sms

Aakhir woh aa hee gay lout ke,

Duniya ki haqeeqat dekh ke,

Warna unhe kya pata tha,

Kitna kharach hota hai ke ek sms bhej ke..

 SMS Shayari

February 11, 2007 at 11:40 am 4 comments

Kya baat hai

Ama kabhi hass bhi diya karo

Agar naraaz ho phir bhi hass diya karo..

Kya pata kaun aa ke tumhari hassi bana jaaye..

Iss liye doosron pe hass liya karo..

:))

February 8, 2007 at 12:39 pm 3 comments


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