Ek Hasya Kavita Pati ki Lachari pe(Humour poetry)

June 20, 2007 at 5:12 pm 20 comments

I happened to compile following poem incidently, found it nice enough to share here.
This is about the problem of all PATIs (husbands) who has to face whole world but still Wives thinks that they are having fun outside and even doubt on them.
This poem is not really in any standard language, it is actually mixture of Hindi-Urdu-English to give it a humorous put ! I hope you shall enjoy it.

Subhah savere roz duty bajani hai, !
Thakaan ho yaa ho beemari ..
Lekin fir bhi hamesha yahi kahani hai, !

Soche kabhi toh, mile usse kuch araam,
Mile kuch rahat in bandishoN se ..
Use lekein fir bhi sada fileN banani hain !

Chilchalati dhoop mein roz usse hai jana,
Lut-ta chaein uss pyari neend kaa..
Lekin logoN ko lage ki mast zind-gani hai !

Impression dikhana bhai boss ko..
Acchha aur energetic lage tan va mann..
Suite-boot-perfume ki hi toh sab mehrbaani hai !

Pohonche fir woh daftar, dekhe kaghaz farr farr,
Jhele kitne hi undekhe-sune fasane
Bechare ko kabhi boss toh kabhi client se banani hai !

Iss beech poore din jaane kitne shor,
Jaane kitne shigoofe woh dekhe ..
Din bhar sekroN baar apni kabilyat bhi toh Jamani hai !

choor choor ho jata hai dimaag ka system,
Shaam tak Sharir bhi karta hai malfunction,
Fir bhi ghar jaakar biwi ko muskaan dikhani hai !

Bechara bhook se mara, tan bhi kare ishara
Ki mile kuch khaas usko ki thaka bechara..
Lekin ghar laut kar wahi roz roz daal khani hai !

Ados pados mein jo sharmji-varma ji hai..
Ho unse bhi dosti bane bhaichara..
Wajah yahi ki society mein bhi toh image Banai hai !!

Bahar ki duniya woh jhele
aur ghar pe bhi shaanti banani hai..
Lekin iss parr bhi BIWI
…….ko Pareshani hai !!
…………………Pareshani hai !!

Dard shayari | Funny Shayari

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  • 1. Sanah Dewan  |  August 26, 2007 at 9:04 am

    i loved this poem it was like really coool but it was a bit too long and it should have been written in hindi! But anyways it was a damn good poem.

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  • 2. alka chauhan  |  August 26, 2007 at 4:47 pm

    mujha appki ya kavita bhuta aachi lagti ha kuki mujh hasya kavito me ruchi ha

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  • 3. ikshayar  |  August 26, 2007 at 7:46 pm

    Thankyou Sanah .. sometimes poems are long and sometimes short but I am glad you liked it :)

    Thankyou Alka
    I am glad that you appreciated my poem.

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  • 4. Aditi Goyal  |  May 22, 2008 at 7:18 am

    It was a really very good poem , it was a bit difficulty reading it .It was a quiet lenght poem.I really apperciated

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  • 5. ikshayar  |  July 5, 2008 at 6:57 pm

    Well..
    I too say that it is good poem. I hope it convey the lachari of Pati to all wives :)

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  • 6. vanessa  |  September 21, 2008 at 1:13 pm

    good poem

    fantabulous!!
    really

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  • 7. mudit thakkar  |  October 19, 2008 at 6:01 pm

    that was very nice and a true kavita. i have small request that send me type of hasya kavita at my account becoz i like it somuch..

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  • 8. Sathi Sha  |  April 18, 2009 at 7:47 am

    Nice Kavita, read

    Thank U.

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  • 9. sahil sethi  |  May 31, 2009 at 11:52 am

    really a nice poem very interesting i just say
    Ha ha ha ha ha

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  • 10. ishtiaq  |  June 24, 2009 at 10:56 am

    very nice kavita baby hahahahahahahahaha
    joker poetry

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  • 11. uniquefunnysms  |  July 6, 2009 at 7:04 pm

    Ye jo shafaaf sa aks abhi jeel mein tha
    koi chehra tha maghar chand ki tamseel mein tha

    Yaad karta hoon kahan bhool ghya hoon use
    Aisa hi aks meri soch ki zambeel mein tha

    Baat kya thi ye muje achchi tarha Yaad nahin
    Han tera zikar bhi tha aur bari tafseel mein tha

    ik peghaam tha ankhoon mein so ankhoon mein raha
    masla asal tou peghaam ki tarseel mein tha

    Is naye nuskhe mein tehreef houi hai warna
    Zikar mera bhi kahin pYaar ki anjeel mein tha.

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  • 12. tarun  |  September 18, 2009 at 9:24 am

    Its the nice one really great keep it up and please accept by best wished

    tarun

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  • 13. aditi jain  |  January 12, 2010 at 7:21 am

    A VERY NICE POEM

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  • 14. Ankit  |  March 5, 2010 at 10:37 am

    Hey! Nice work dude! Carry on…!

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  • 15. Abhinav banga  |  June 16, 2010 at 3:04 pm

    its very long but i like dissssssssssss carry onnnnnn

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  • 16. suraj  |  June 25, 2010 at 8:22 am

    It was a good poem but the poem a little bit lengthy but that does not make any problem .

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  • 17. rusha  |  July 7, 2010 at 3:48 pm

    gr8 yar ….. :)
    really awesum……….

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  • 18. Kuldeep  |  October 6, 2010 at 8:16 am

    It was really a fantastic poem.
    Mujhe bhut achchi lagi.

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  • 19. shayari  |  August 7, 2011 at 6:56 am

    biwi agar preshani lage to iska koi hal nahi, bechari biwi hi to hai jo ek mard ki zindagi me bahar laati hai….. but still good shayari

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  • 20. Rampal jain  |  May 10, 2014 at 6:32 am

    mujey aapki yeh kavita bhut aachi lage aap kei kavita mane shyar bhi keh hai dosto kei sath very very nice

    Reply

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